This is a random e-mail that my friend got from a guy who claims to know her. He is supposed to be on some seriously religious sturvs. It is horrendously funny, and I have copy and pasted it exactly as it is. The spelling, grammer and capital letters are priceless!! All the laughs I give you guys for free......LOL!
"DON'T BE DISTURBED BE HAPPY"
"SALLAMALAIKUN WARAMOTULAHI WABARAKATU,once again!
i red ur msg yesterday&understood the content(my identity)
how do i konw u?
YES THIS IS A RESPONSIBLE QUESTION,FROM RESPONSIBLE SISTER!
ANSWER TO THE QUESTION......
I have a little chat with u when u visited ur home country!
we sat together to jist for some mins,i saw u off why travelling,i new ur mum very well,i new ur resident in lagos,even i have ur private no in u.k.but i only saw u once!
therefore u may not recognized me!but i have ur picture in my heart!
BASIS OF MY MSG IS JUST TO BE CHATING WITH U (Since ISLAM SAYS WE ARE BROTHER&SISTERS)
I would have been comunicating with u since all this while but am scare that u may SEE ME AS ONE OF THE DISGRUNTLES ELEMENT,NFA,UNSERIOUS YAHOO BOYS!
INWHISH,my mission is quiet different from there's
BUT (QURAN 4,124.IF any do the deeds of righteousnees be male or female and have faith,they will enter heaven)this verse motivated me to start chathing with u 4now till i will visit u in uk if permitted by u!so don't ingnore my msg nor stop to response to my chart because i suew with the name of ALHAH ALHMIGHTY MY AIM TO U ARE GENUINE
As a beliver i know u can't ingnore my msg going by (QURAN 4, 86 WHEN A COURTEOUS GREETINGS IS OFFERED U,MEET IT WITH A GREETINGS MORE OR EQUAL)!
ABOUT MY SELF
NAME;SHUAIB ADE ADEBAYO,Boy of late 70's accounting graduate home&abroad
am sorry if am over hailing myself! but that is little about myself&a boy from ogun state/kwara state.knows u from a place where ALLAH PERMMIT TO KNOW SOMEONE.U KNOW ME BUT U MAY NOT KNOW THAT IS MEEEEE!MA'ASSALAM..........PRAY TO READ FROM U"
Yahoo boy or yahoo boy???