Why I fired my secretary
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
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Me i want to be a hausa wife biko!Hahahaha!
lol. Omo, see gist!ReplyDelete
lol interesting stuff. I no wan be any of them jare. I wan be my own kinda wifeReplyDelete
That is one funny joke, lol. Me I no be any of those kind of wife o,,,ReplyDelete
Awesomely funny! He killed Himself. lolReplyDelete
In fact, thank God the wives stuff is a joke. haha
hahaha dead at that joke. there is no way to get out of that one o! and i agree with nice anon jo. i'm going to be my own kind of wife =)ReplyDelete
Lol.. I had so much fun reading..ReplyDelete
Well to be honest am prolly an urhobo wife but comeon lets give credit to Mrs EFIK!! My role model!!!loolReplyDelete
OMG OMG OMG!!!! i totally feel for ma guy o!!!ReplyDelete